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  • She Dies Tomorrow

    She Dies Tomorrow

    Mumble stare lights wake up gyrating mumble ABRUPT SILENCE mumble mumble. 

    It’s like if someone turned Dakota Johnson’s voice down to 2.

  • Shirley

    Shirley

    ★★½

    Elizabeth Moss does a lot of acting in this. Had some great moments but overall not my cup of scotch.

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  • The Turning

    The Turning

    Brooklyn prince could eat Finn wolfhard for breakfast.

  • Black Is King

    Black Is King

    ★★½

    STOP. CUTTING. AWAY FROM. THE CHOREOGRAPHY.

    A lot to like here, but it’s all being pulled in different directions, and one of those directions is Disney’s god awful remake of The Lion King.

    Beyonce’s retelling of the story through short vingettes, each highlighting African culture, is visually stunning (even though she overused the “low-fi” look). That said, it’s hard not see see it as a comodification of an entire continent which features countless cultures vastly different from one another. It…