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  • Mysterious Skin
  • The Craft
  • Grey Gardens
  • Gypsy 83

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  • Being Mary Tyler Moore

    ★★★★

  • Gossip

    ★★★

  • Chloe

    ★★★½

  • Joy Ride

    ★★★★

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  • Dolores Claiborne

    Dolores Claiborne

    ★★★★★

    The best Stephen King book adapted into the best Stephen King movie. Kathy Bates is just about the greatest actress in the world, this performance is absolutely, completely sensational, it’s why I love actresses. Brilliant!!! This movie every time I watch I just get completely lost in. Nova Scotia what a dreary dream.

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★½

    As much as it tries to be smart and cool and warped, in the end I found it was anything but. Instead it’s just a kinda gorey and gross nonsensical thing that seemed to get less and less appealing as it went on.

    Absolutely living for Mia Goth demented bimbo vibes though.

    Watched UNCUT in cinemas, because in Australia we got the uncut version, which is very Australian IYKYK.

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  • Being Mary Tyler Moore

    Being Mary Tyler Moore

    ★★★★

    Ok, I think I just fell madly in love with Mary Tyler Moore after watching this. What an amazing woman, a lovely actress and a badass trailblazer, with a smile that could cure cancer and light up a room. More natural charm in her little finger than most people have in their entire body. A lovingly made tribute to an icon. Fantastic.

  • Gossip

    Gossip

    ★★★

    What a cast!! Wow I was living for this stacked cast of great faces. Loved the cool and sexy vibe too. There’s something missing from it, it needs a bit more punch or kick or something, which is likely why it’s kind of been forgotten about.

    Part of DAWSON'S CREEK MOVIE LIST

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★½

    The satire didn’t land. The humour didn’t land. The whole thing just felt like a bit of a mess. Ready or Not/ The Hunt/ You’re Next takes the similar concept and executes it much better.

    Anya is exquisite though and is the saving grace, at least for me.

  • White Noise

    White Noise

    ★★

    There’s a good movie in here somewhere, some genuinely great moments through the middle part of the film, it’s all just surrounded by so much mess and pretentiousness that by the end I didn’t care at all. Overall, pretty pointless.