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  • Garage Days

    Garage Days

    ★★★★

    Yay!! I get the best nostalgia watching this movie. It reminds me so much of living in Newtown, all the interesting people and the cool shops on King Street. Its so funny to see how Newtown still looks the same today as it did back when this was made. Enmore at the time was considered “The Gothic Mile” and if you it attention and can recognise the area you can even see some goths in the scenes filmed in Enmore.…

  • Weekend

    Weekend

    ★★★★★

    This movie is so bloody good. Seriously one of the best, most realistic and gut-wrenching gay films ever. It’s got the reputation it’s got for a good reason, everything people say about it is justified. The 2 men, Tom Cullen and Chris New, are remarkable, they’re 100% believable, the chemistry and the way the act together is so natural, it doesn’t feel like acting, it doesn’t feel like a movie, it just feels like you’re a fly on the wall…

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  • Wrong Turn

    Wrong Turn

    Good god that was SHIT!! Sorry not sorry I know a lot of horror fans are gonna love this for creating something new and different and all the rest of it, but this little duck right here? I hated it. It started out pretty decent, as you’d expect a movie in this franchise to be, but once it hit the middle point and the whole thing came together I was just thinking how lame. Nah uh. Overwritten, trying so hard…

  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    ★★★½

    Call me a basic ass hoe all you like (yes Peter that was aimed at you), I really enjoyed this. Is it as good as the first? Nope! Is it as good as the second? Hell nah! It’s still good though and I had a fun time watching it, basic ass hoe that I am. I find it hard to not enjoy all of the movies in this universe of movies, the whole retro aesthetic of them and the unique…