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  • Men in Black: International

    Men in Black: International


    I really wanted to like this. I didn't go in expecting to have my mind blown. The other Men In Black movies were fun summer comedies mostly carried by their charismatic leads, and I assumed that this would be like that. Unfortunately, none of the jokes landed. I don't think I laughed a single time. The dialogue also wasn't very strong, and the plot was extremely predictable. I pretty much knew how the movie was going to end half an…

  • Snowden



    I watched this before seeing Citizenfour, which I think was the right call because I was able to just enjoy it without comparing it to a film that, by all accounts, seems to be better.

  • Sydney White

    Sydney White


    No, no, no,
    Stick to the stuff you know
    If you wanna be cool
    Follow one simple rule
    Don't mess with the flow, no, no
    Stick to the status quo

  • Starship Troopers

    Starship Troopers


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Dizzy deserved better

  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie was honestly a lot better than I was expecting. I wouldn’t say it was good necessarily, but it probably wasn’t in the bottom three X-Men movies either. All the actors brought their A-game, including J Law, who I feel like has been phoning it in to the X-Men movies for a while. It wasn’t the best ending for a 22-year franchise, but they didn’t know it was going to be when they made it, so that’s not really…

  • Captain Fantastic

    Captain Fantastic


    Us: We should improve society

    Viggo Mortensen: And yet you live in society

  • Wine Country

    Wine Country


    I can't say I enjoyed this. It kind of just made me want to watch Bridesmaids. But it was worth it for that Nanny painting

  • Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Aisa Laga

    Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Aisa Laga


    A true comedy of errors

  • Heathers



    Kurt's dad really said gay rights in 1988

  • Handsome Devil

    Handsome Devil


    I was going to call this school's obsession with rugby unrealistic, and then I remembered that my high school had a flat-screen TV in the trophy case.

  • Rocketman



    Scavenger Hunt 50
    A film with queer themes

    This movie felt like a dream

  • Brightburn



    Scavenger Hunt 50
    A movie that focuses on someone’s relationship with their mother

    Definitely more gore than I was expecting, but I enjoyed the slow burn and the jump scares really worked for me.