we get it. being pretty is hard. i didn’t need a movie with horribly heavy handed metaphors to tell me what i already know from personal experience. 

in conclusion, i’m pretty go like my instagram selfies instead of watching this movie.

definitely pales in comparison to the lobster and the favourite. but what can i say, i’m still a sucker for yorgos!

SIDE NOTES!
when martin told colin farrell: can you take off your shirt and show me please? that was fighting for gay rights....that was fighting for gay rights 

also: what is yorgos’ deal with half hearted/stoic handjobs?! i’m dying to know!!!

This movie was so short on story it’s almost appalling to think JK Rowling was the sole screenwriter, like seriously, the only crime committed by Grindelwald was that fucking party city white contact they put in his eye. Well...also the domestic abuse thing. Oh fuck never mind that’s just Johnny Depp. Anyways, Zoe Kravitz and Ezra Miller deserve more screentime and Eddie Redmayne deserves none. Also, why are three different women thirsting after his character in this movie? It’s just not realistic. These movies are lowkey destroying the Harry Potter legacy!

it’s a biNOche from me dude