Favorite films

  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
  • Hoop Dreams
  • Ghost
  • The Third Man

Recent activity

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


  • Bringing Up Baby


  • Max


  • Bantú Mama


Recent reviews

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


    So obviously this is a technical marvel, they hired more animators for this and the next part than any other animated film prior (even 5 years seems like too short a dev time for something this ridiculously elaborate in every single frame). That part is damn near flawless, clear that they hired a whole bunch of the world’s biggest nerds to populate the screen with every Spider-entity they could think of. Feels even weird to call this a singular work;…

  • Bringing Up Baby

    Bringing Up Baby


    Walked so What’s Up Doc? could blast off into orbit, once again proving my entire existence is that of a himbo. 1930s paleontology bugged me a bit but the leopard made up for it, if anyone hurt that thing on set I swear to god man.

Popular reviews

  • The Conqueror

    The Conqueror


    Gods of Egypt: I cast Christian Bale and Joel Edgerton as Moses and Rameses, clearly I am the king of racial miscasting.
    Aloha: Bitch please, I cast Emma Stone for a Hawaiian-Chinese-Swedish character, checking off exactly zero boxes, so I'll take that crown, thank you.
    Prince of Persia: I literally have the nationality in my title and I cast two American actors. Step off, Aloha.
    21: Don't even "Persia." At least your characters were fictional, I replaced real Asian-Americans with…

  • Battle for Terra

    Battle for Terra


    Someday I am going to die. I do not know when that day will be or how it will occur, but on my deathbed I will remember many things: my family, my friends, my triumphs and failures. But for a brief fleeting moment, I will think of all the thousands of hours I will have poured into watching as many movies as I could before my flame inevitably goes out. And in that moment I can 1000% guarantee that Battle for Terra will not cross my mind.