Me, 5 years ago: "I think I'll finally get around to watching that series Masters Of Horror."
*watch the first episode*
"Yeah, this piece of shit can go fuck itself."
Me, now: "All right, I need to catch up on the Cult Movie Challenge. Tobe Hooper did a couple episodes on Maters Of Horror, and Takashi Miike did one, so I'll give it another shot."
"Okay, maybe not."