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  • Nosferatu's Crush

    Nosferatu's Crush


    Charmingly atrocious.

  • The Clones

    The Clones


    “Get in the closet... you too Xerox!”

    Depending on your mood this could be a one star or a three star.

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  • The Cape Canaveral Monsters

    The Cape Canaveral Monsters


    Terrible little fifties (well, 1960 technically) Sci-Fi flick featuring some of the saddest sack alien invaders this side of Plan Nine. Already watched it twice. Probably watch it again. Tonight.

    Bad movies are my comfort food.

    I need help.

  • The Hound of the Baskervilles

    The Hound of the Baskervilles


    I remember being giddy with excitement when I first heard about this film. Pete & Dud + Sherlock Holes - two (or is it three) of my favorite things brought together. Sadly the film's a mess, sometimes daring the viewer to keep watching as it goes off the rails. I've tried quite a few times to get though it without resorting to strong drink but I haven't managed it yet.