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  • Mid90s



    Reminds me of the good ol' days when all of us were in our mid 20s.

    My sinful grandpa was actually in his mid 90s when he died of AIDS-related bronchioles. I heard the news when the paperboy shouted "Hey ya damn zoomer! Your dirty WW1 vet grandpa died of AIDS-related bronchioles!" I skated out on my boomer mobile upon hearing this news. Me and the boys skated up to my grandpa's wake that night. T-Bone did a flip over his dead, deceased, long forgotten bod! It was freaking tight!

    10/10, why Jonah Hill gotta be skinny tho?

  • The Final Year

    The Final Year


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The five stars are because it ended!

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  • Cuck



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I have been anxiously awaiting the release of this kooky flick for several months. I haven't been excited for it, but I've been wondering of to will be any fun for my kids. And believe me, my kids had a very fun time.

    "Cuck" (the 2019 film, to be clear as there are several other ones) is a genius work of cinema that spoke to me on a very deep and personal level. Now, I feel like I need to…

  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon


    Love, Simon is the hit 2018 film about a gay boy coming out to everyone and getting arrested for indecent exposure after fucking a jewish boy on a Ferris wheel.

    Now, as an Aryan, anti-Semitic, islamophobic, wife-beating, alcoholic southerner who whips gay boys when they ask me for candy on Halloween, I was a bit skeptical about how appropriate this movie was for my Christian family. But it surprised me by somehow being worse than how I expected it to…