Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2023 7

  ALL HAIL THE MOTHERFUCKING KING. 

  Cannot express a single thought process, as all I feel is absolute awe. But I will tell you this: I cried like a little bitch several times, and trust me when I tell you that you will too.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★½ Watched 30 Nov 2023 5

  If this is what old money smells like, I don’t want to go near it. Bet I woulda had more enjoyment out of Thanksgiving instead of this ‘artistical misfire’ by no other but Emerald Fennell. We’re 2/2 for her filmography, please be something a little more balanced next time thanks.

Popular reviews

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  Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Sep 2021 6

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Benedict Wong singing Hotel California is my new wake up call.

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  Godzilla vs. Kong 2021

  ★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2021 11

  The film starts with Kong scratching his ass. Is there anything more that I need to say?