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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    This movie has a mild homophobic undertone and guess what liberals, HERES why...

    What happens when you combine a trash can man? Welp now we know...

    Squeeze 


    I have seen a lot of action comedy and this is definitely not action or comedy and guess what liberals, I’m going to criticize it

    Its 🐴 and I’m the 🍉 

  • First Man

    First Man

    “Poopoo peepee googoo ga ga” and here’s why...


    I’ve been a fan of “space” movies my whole childhood so I know when someone makes one it’s gonna be big.

    Slam.

    Nothing to it. Bone dry. I would rather watch my son grow up than watch discount Bernie Sander debunk the moon landing.

    Hoduken 

    This is not what I watch movies for and this isn’t what America stands for 


    Liberals. 🌽

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    This movie sucks big pp and here’s why...


    “Take a poopoo on my head” Should be the subtitle of this California hype-drama starring Larry the Lobster from Spongebob. This movie has you on the edge of your seat during the opening credits and then hits you with a sledgehammer fifty times right in your funnybone for the next hour and a half until the end credits roll. Now I’ve seen movies and I’ve seen celery. I prefer the celery this time. 1/10

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    This movie has a tiny pp and here’s why...


    What’s the smallest thing in the universe? 

    You guessed it: Michael Myers’ pp

    This romantic comedy has no ups and a lot of downs. From the makers of ice age: the meltdown here is the biggest boi of the century. 

    Ground pound move