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  • Black Christmas
  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
  • The Corpse Grinders
  • Suspiria

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  • Auntie Lee's Meat Pies

    ★★★½

  • Ænigma

    ★★★½

  • Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

    ★★★

  • Multiple Maniacs

    ★★★★

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  • Thundercrack!

    Thundercrack!

    ★★★★½

    "Nights are long here at the prairie"

    I did it! It took nearly 6 years of mentally preparing myself but I finally rewatched Thundercrack! And I'm happy to report: it's great. Well, great if you're up for nearly 3 hours of old dark house horror clichés, weird characters, and lots of fucking.

    On a dark and story night eight strangers are forced, due to both flooding and a car accident, to spend the night at the home of a creepy…

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

    ★★★★½

    "Contact, starring Jodie Foster, I've seen that movie, twice. But c'mon McConaughey as a theologian? Please, that's a stretch, but when he was in Texas 3 with the hydraulic leg? That was for reals y'all" -Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force, season 5, episode 7: Laser Lenses)

    I've seen many movies, last I had checked it was around like 5,000. Out of that number more is half is specifically horror and exploitation. I've seen so much in my journey as…

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  • Auntie Lee's Meat Pies

    Auntie Lee's Meat Pies

    ★★★½

    Getting to see Michael Berryman smile that much in one movie made me feel something close to happiness

  • Ænigma

    Ænigma

    ★★★½

    "The End of Eva Gordon (1997), or something, idk I don't watch anime"

    A bizzaro Carrie/Patrick/Phenomena Italian horror mix-up where a college girl gets killed by garden snails in her dorm room which is offset with reading posters featuring Snoopy and Yoda that you'd likely find in an elementary school library.

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