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  • Blood Feast
  • Stalker
  • The Undertaker and His Pals
  • Thundercrack!

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  • School of Rock

    ★★★★

  • Infinity Pool

    ★★★½

  • Return to... Return to Nuke 'Em High aka Vol. 2

    ★★½

  • Vampire in Brooklyn

    ★★★★

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  • Santa Sangre

    Santa Sangre

    ★★★★½

    "You cannot atone for your sins with nightmares"

    Ah, Santa Sangre, my favorite Jodorowsky film. I don't know what it is about it that makes me love it so much, from the surreal atmosphere to the graphic violence, everything is in it's place and all is right with the world.

    The movie centers on Fenix, a young man with a troubled past: abusive parents, traumatic experiences, great losses, the whole nine yards. Who after 15 years of being comatose is…

  • The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★★★★½

    "Contact, starring Jodie Foster, I've seen that movie, twice. But c'mon McConaughey as a theologian? Please, that's a stretch, but when he was in Texas 3 with the hydraulic leg? That was for reals y'all" -Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force, season 5, episode 7: Laser Lenses)

    I've seen many movies, last I had checked it was around like 5,000. Out of that number more is half is specifically horror and exploitation. I've seen so much in my journey as…

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  • School of Rock

    School of Rock

    ★★★★

    "I'm can't believe he's teaching these kids how to be posers" -Derek

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★★½

    Nowhere near as depraved and wild as critics are saying, hoping the NC-17 cut gets released eventually. Definitely still a disturbing and existential horror film that'd I'd say is worth a look if Possessor and Antiviral were movies you dug.

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  • Son of the Mask

    Son of the Mask

    ½

    Son of the Mask is just Eraserhead for kids

  • A Cat in the Brain

    A Cat in the Brain

    ★★★★★

    This movie taught me how to pronounce Lucio Fulci at a crucial time in my life