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  • Casino Royale
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  • Hocus Pocus 2

    ★★★½

  • Mean Girls

    ★★★★½

  • Don't Worry Darling

    ★★★★

  • Avatar

    ★★★★★

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  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★★★

    I'm pretty much speechless here outside of my statement that "No Time to Die" is the perfect end of Craig's tenure as Bond. This was never going to be anything besides that, the next Bond will come and go, who knows if their ending will be as "special" or as certain as Craig's finale, but it doesn't need to be, and I know I'm talking about an uncertain future for the franchise. Nobody knows if the next Bond will be…

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★★

    Watching "Bo Burnham: Inside" at 7 pm eating popcorn with a bunch of people laughing is a way different experience than watching "Bo Burnham: Inside" at midnight in bed eating leftover ice cream cake without a shirt on.

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  • Hocus Pocus 2

    Hocus Pocus 2

    ★★★½

    I assume this would have been a huge hit in theatres, but I guess watching this on Disney+ with friends was pretty fun too.

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★★★★½

    Mean Girls Day Watch Party With Friends 🎉🎉🎉

    Fetch movie with a fetch screen-play and a fetch all-star cast. So fetch.

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  • South Park: Post COVID

    South Park: Post COVID

    ★★★★★

    I'm giving this a 5 out of 5 because you know... It's the future and every movie is brilliant now.

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★★★

    Edit: 10/07/2021: I cried after the film. I'm so happy we finally made it.
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    Thank you MGM for pushing back “No Time To Die” 7 Months... gives me more time for my Bond Rewatch!

    But go fuck yourself for every other reason.

    Edit 4/19/20: Honestly pretty understandable why you pushed it back.

    Edit: 8/19/20: You thinking about moving it again?

    Edit: 10/02/20: And... It's April 2021 now.

    Edit: 03/20/21: October/November?

    Edit: 09/24/21: Oh geez I need to finish that rewatch ASAP. SEE YOU IN THEATERS ON OCTOBER 7TH!!

    Edit: 10/07/21: TODAY!!