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  • Concerning Violence
  • Inherent Vice

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  • Prisoners of the Ghostland

  • Olympus Has Fallen

  • Exotica

    ½

  • Showgirls

    ★★★½

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  • Prisoners of the Ghostland

    Prisoners of the Ghostland

    Honestly didn't need three minutes to tell this was absolutely going to suck ass. Or to put it a little more charitably, this is really, really, really not my kind of movie. I've been one of those "I'll watch Nic Cage in anything" guys for a long time, but I'm really starting to reconsider that.

  • Olympus Has Fallen

    Olympus Has Fallen

    Birdemic-level CGI and screenwriting meets Training Day-level morality/politics! Struggling to believe this was released in theaters. One star more than zero because at least it's comically boneheaded if you're in the mood for that kind of thing—and there's a little Robert Forster part as a (the only) treat.

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  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    ★★★½

    Very entertaining. And some legit great acting, I thought, contrary to everything I'd heard, especially Elizabeth Berkley. The dialogue and show music are over the top, but not really any more than befits its subject matter. And, you know… it's a movie.

  • Pig

    Pig

    This movie isn't real. You get that, right? None of this is real. The critics aren’t real. The Letterboxd film bros aren’t real, because this isn’t real. You aren’t real. Why do you care about this movie? No one who makes movies like this cares about you. None of them. They don’t give a fuck about you, because you just hype up their bullshit for free and they don't even have to ask you to, much less give you anything…