Female Trouble

Female Trouble ★★★½

god every single line is this is incredible. I want a shirt like the one with the Bee Movie screenplay on it but instead of the Bee Movie screenplay it’s Female Trouble. Mink Stole is a star. too many penises though. 

this is a Christmas movie

“if they’re smart, they’re queer! and if they’re stupid, they’re straight!” “If you get tired of being a Harry Krishner, you come live with me and be a lesbian!” “Bumping pussies is a violation of jail rules!”

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