• The Adventures of Tintin

    The Adventures of Tintin

    ★★★½

    The fact that they haven't made a sequel yet, somehow affects how I feel about the movie... slightly

  • Joe Versus the Volcano

    Joe Versus the Volcano

    ★★★

    Joe: 1 Volcano: 0

  • World's Greatest Dad

    World's Greatest Dad

    ★★★★★

    Dad's are fucking awesome

  • The Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild

    The Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild

    ½

    Neat! It's like a video game that you can't even play!

  • Disenchanted

    Disenchanted

    ★★½

    Fairy Tale World Problems

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★½

    Scrumtrulescent

  • ...And Justice for All

    ...And Justice for All

    ★★★★★

    The fact that this movie has a theme song play over it's end credits, really tells you everything you need to know.

  • I Want You Back

    I Want You Back

    ★★★½

    Sometimes, all you need is a nice Charlie Day and Jenny Slate led rom-com to remind you why you like movies in the first place.

  • 13: The Musical

    13: The Musical

    ★★

    Archie was the goat though

  • Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    ★★★★

    The fact that Daniel Radcliffe did all of his own singing for this and sounded like it was the real full blown Weird Al we have longed to hear sing again since 1985, warrants Radcliffe a nomination at this year's Oscars. Weird Al is a person we knew from before in real life and to see that brought to the screen by a very dedicated performance from little known Daniel Radcliffe is truly breathtaking.

    I learned so many things I…

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★

    That's the feckin' power of feckin' friendship feckers

  • The Poison Rose

    The Poison Rose

    ★½

    Gee, I wonder if John Travolta is really from Texas