Blake Tucker

pop a wheelie on the zeitgeist

Favorite films

  • After Hours
  • Before Sunset
  • Heat
  • Safe

Recent activity

  • Daddy Longlegs


  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


  • Bones and All


  • American Movie


Recent reviews

  • Daddy Longlegs

    Daddy Longlegs


    Easily the most tender film in the Safdie’s oeuvre, but just as chaotic as Good Time or Uncut Gems. There’s something so pure about Bronstein’s character that even after he’s made terrible decision #85 of the day, I can’t help but forgive him when I see him juggling 3 melting ice cream cones and a bag of groceries. It’s an anxiety attack and a warm blanket all at the same time!

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


    This is what happens when you get Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, Kyrsten Sinema, some moron who designs Teslas, and the most despicable white influencer in a room together and wait to see which one commits murder first. How this was written and shot a year+ ago, and not yesterday, makes the sheer timing of this perplexing and prophetic. Give me 5 more of these please because this was one of the most fun experiences I’ve had in the theater since before the pandemic!

Popular reviews

  • The Joy Luck Club

    The Joy Luck Club


    The feminine urge in the 90’s to make movies about generational trauma that just obliterated audiences to tears >

  • Volver



    God is a woman and her name is Penélope Cruz