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  • Hellbound: Hellraiser II

    ★★★½

  • Hellraiser

    ★★★½

  • Rawhead Rex

    ★★★

  • The Lost World

    ★★★

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  • 13th

    13th

    ★★★★½

    Get all your liberal friends to watch this. It’s one of the best documentaries Netflix has put out, and might push them further left ☭ ◕‿◕ ☭

    This documentary looks at the 13th amendment, and the impact it has had throughout black history. There’s typically only one argument I hear people claim and say whenever you bring up black history and the idea that white privilege exists. That’s “blacks make up 13% of the population but commit 50% of the…

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    ★★★★

    American Conservatives are the most hypocritical people in the world and they’re too dumb to realize it.

    That’s my basic take away from Borat Subsequent Moviefilm. It’s an in depth analysis of what a large portion of America looks like now. Sure, it had a surprisingly touching story that I thoroughly enjoyed and a lot of incredible comedy, but it also showed us the amount of cognitive dissonance that has been oozing and boiling up from the Right-wing since at…

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  • Hellbound: Hellraiser II

    Hellbound: Hellraiser II

    ★★★½

    I actually liked this one more than the original and I feel like that’s wrong.

    This is some great cosmic horror. Love the expanded scope of the cenobite world. I also really like that ordinary mortals are the ones causing all the trouble in these films. Frank starts it in the first one because he can’t properly get off anymore, Julia brings him back because she hasn’t had good sex in a while, and then Channard calls them to explore his gruesome curiosities.

    The Void is a better version of this story in my opinion but this was great.

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  • Hellraiser

    Hellraiser

    ★★★½

    Haven’t watched this since I was a kid, what the fuck is up with the bone dragon at the end stealing the box?

    I haven’t seen any of the sequels but the new remake looked interesting so I figured I might as well watch all of these fucking movies before I watch the new one. I have to say.. I really enjoyed Hellraiser. For the budget and Clive Barker himself writing and directing, it still holds up pretty well. In…

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  • A Bug's Life

    A Bug's Life

    ★★★★

    Bernie Sanders’ favorite film and the best Pixar film, or at least A Bug’s Life has the best themes; class consciousness and socialism. The ants representing the proletariat, being forced to gather and give products to the oppressive grasshoppers, the bourgeois. Hopper explains, "Those puny little ants outnumber us 100-to-1, and if they figure that out, there goes our way of life. It’s not about food, it’s about keeping those ants in line.” I can’t think of a film to…

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Marvel vs. DC Comics Ranked

    The only film to ever make a bunch of rats eating a giant alien starfish both uplifting and incredibly sad.

    I really enjoyed The Suicide Squad. It really felt like the structure and spirit of comics. Honestly, one of those comic booky comic book movies I think I’ve seen in a long time, in the best way possible. A lot of comic movies are so afraid to be a bit silly, or at least less…