Countess Anya Sanguina’s review published on Letterboxd:
ℝ𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘: 1/2 a 💩
ℝ𝕚𝕗𝕗𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕩 ℝ𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘: 👶👧🧛♀️🐺 1/2
𝕍𝕚𝕖𝕨𝕖𝕕: Blu-ray Personal Collection
I finally finished the long dreaded series, and wowsers it is pretty fucking bad. The graphics are horrible, the idea of a grown man falling in love with a baby is sickening, too many blah characters with no real introductions or time on them.
The glitter skin never working when it should, and the vampires are actually more like faeries. I am just glad I had the help once again from Rifftrax to get me through the whole series. Because these movies aren't for me they aren't the type of "vampires" and werewolves I like in movies and literature, and I would never have watched these without Rifftrax's aid.
𝕃𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 𝔸𝕕𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕀𝕟:
2020 Road to Christmas
2020 First Time Watches
Deep in the Woods
Winter & Snow
Characters with my Name
Heads Will Roll or Just Go Missing
Psychic, Mind Control, & Mental Powers