★★★★½ Watched 07 Sep, 2020
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
★★★ Watched 05 Sep, 2020
Obnoxiously loud and more preoccupied with it's overcooked concept and less concerned with anyone actually following the story. As always +1 star for Elizabeth Debicki and her cheek zit.
★★★★ Watched 03 Sep, 2020
I get all the jokes now.
★★★★★ Watched 28 Aug, 2020
Everything went wong. Manga time. these big fake leatherbound tomes are sexy and sound good when you slap em.
★★½ Watched 30 Aug, 2020
Not the stupidest B&T, but essentially one giant Guitar Center commerical. Even those most excellent can't escape middle age spread and reboot fatigue. +1 star for Dennis, -1 for Kid Cudi.
★★★★ Watched 29 Aug, 2020
I may not understand Dune, but it's got enough fleshy opulence and L*nch atmosphere to keep me glued. My favorite Jihadist film.
★★½ Watched 24 Aug, 2020
points for the cast and attempted creative metatext, but is essentially the movie equivalent of sleepily clicking through Wikipedia articles late at night. Only other guy in the theater was snoring loudly. No Sparks!
★★★★½ Watched 22 Aug, 2020
Goodness. There is true beauty to be found in the rubble.
★★★★ Watched 22 Aug, 2020
Superb, worth turning off Pootie Tang.
★★★★ Watched 18 Aug, 2020
exactly what I asked for
★ Watched 18 Aug, 2020
I could tell right away I would not like this. Awful TV editing, zero atmosphere. One star for Danny Trejo. Decided to sneak in to Burnt Orange Heresy to see Elizabeth Debicki's s*x scene again.
★★★ Watched 17 Aug, 2020
Dear God, please please please let me be a Gen-X Cop so I can live in 90s Hong Kong and go to discos and skydive constantly. Amen.