Favorite films

  • Baby Driver
  • Evil Dead II
  • Big Trouble in Little China
  • Dawn of the Dead

Recent activity

  • An Action Hero


  • Blood Relatives


  • Housebound


  • Broken Arrow


Recent reviews

  • Broken Arrow

    Broken Arrow


    How is this not an action classic? Broken Arrow’s as ridiculous and off-the-wall ludicrous as they come, featuring a constant momentum of face melting and stylish bullet barrages in addition to close-call adventure sequences (also explosions, things go boom in Broken Arrow a LOT). I love how John Woo frames his leading men as if they’re the coolest people to ever walk the planet. There’s one shot where Travolta’s madcap military miscreant struts onto the scene in sunglasses and a…

  • Sick



    I’m sure most can agree these last three years in the United States have been an insane spectacle to behold, and to add to that list, here comes Kevin Williamson somehow pulling another good script out of his ass.

    Sick is a pandemic slasher movie, a premise worthy of a few eye rolls so thankfully the film mostly engages in white knuckle chase sequences and meaty gore instead of hammy “topical” soap boxing. Even when COVID eventually factors into the…

Popular reviews

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    A LOT of hyperbole has been thrown this movie's way over the past month, coveted words/phrases like "masterpiece" and "instant classic" or wistful sloganning like "this is why we go to the movies" are just a few snippetts of the insane praise for Everything Everywhere All at Once. Perhaps quite fittingly considering the main themes, it manages to trump the choo-choo of hype-train cynicism and knock me to the floor into a daze of hyperkinetic euphoria

    To give you as…

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    Yes I watched it twice in one day, as I’m sure many other people will.

    I love how it just dives face first into the fantastical with the Hollow Earth world building, really packs in some acid pill-esque visual splendor and intriguing details to the Monsterverse among everything else that looks amazing.

    Skaarsgard is so goofy in this as well which I found entertaining since it boosted the splashy Saturday Morning Cartoon atmosphere. Everyone is just taking it seriously enough, to where it zooms past pretentious to earnest.