average david lynch enjoyer
not really into reviewing anymore, but hoping to start again soon

Favorite films

  • Before Sunrise
  • Her
  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • Interstellar

Recent activity

  • Pearl


  • X


  • Friday


  • Hellraiser


Recent reviews

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi


    the last two episodes are really great, everything else kind of falters. loved seeing ewan mcgegor and hayden christensen back so so much but this show (and most of the other star wars shows) just need better writing, but still very enjoyable and made me smile most of the time

  • Old



    enjoyed this one quite a bit. has a really cool concept, and the horror of seeing your loved ones age in such a short amount of time is pretty traumatizing.
    wish the performances were a little better, and the characters that weren’t part of the main family were a bit awful. 
    the ending is a massive dip in quality compared to the rest of the movie; the classic shayamalan twist(!) just didn’t work here. 

    i’m planning on writing a bit…

Popular reviews

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    we live in a jurassic society

  • Rock of Ages

    Rock of Ages


    Some notable scenes in this movie: 
    - Bryan Cranston getting spanked 
    - Tom Cruise singing into Malin Akerman's ass 
    - Tom Cruise pissing on Paul Giamatti 
    - Russell Brand and Alec Baldwin confirming their gay love for each other by singing Can't Fight This Feeling
    - Russell Brand's group sings We Built This City, while Catherine Zeta-Jone's group sings We're Not Gonna Take It in a song war. 
    - Tom Cruise saying "your tits have held up well" to Catherine Zeta-Jones…