RSS feed for BM

Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Recent reviews

More
  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp

    ★★★½

    Luis VS Jules in Pulp Fiction VS Tyler Durden in Fight Club monologue battle. Easy victory for Luis, the godfather (geddit?) of monologue delivery. Jules & Tyler can go eat shit.

    other notable points : they used de-aging effects on evangeline lilly and she still looked older than Paul Rudd. How flawless is that man's skin? His anti-ageing secret must be revealed for the sake of world peace.

    But anyway, anyway - Ignacio tells me: "Yo, I met this crazy fine…

  • Tremors

    Tremors

    a complete waste of time, labour and instant pocorn from start to finish, this is an overenthusiastic cross between a monster/alien-hunting trope and lightening-the-mood-with-obligatory-unnatural-jokes trope. And it fails, quite miserably, at both. some jokes weren't that bad. A classic case of having the balls to pull it off but losing them at the point of execution. proof that adding kevin bacon to everything doesn't make it alright.

Popular reviews

More
  • It Follows

    It Follows

    ★★★★

    when i first heard the plot of this summer sleeper hit, i was sitting in my school library with a newspaper (yes, an intellectual from birth). i saw its poster on the paper and below, in fine print, its show timings. i decided to give it a miss. cut to four years later, i regret my decision while watching this with all my heart and soul. Disasterpeace's score sets the tone flawlessly without overdoing it. David Robert Mitchell's a master…

  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman

    ★★★★

    gal gadot should stick to modelling... not.
    she's a certified badass and asskicker as she stars in probably patty jenkins' career best (can't forget monster tho)

    chris pine's cock is definitely above average