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  • There Will Be Blood
  • 12 Angry Men
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Hunt for the Wilderpeople

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  • The Revenant

    ★★★★

  • Argo

    ★★★½

  • Moneyball

    ★½

  • Kicking & Screaming

    ★★★

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  • The Revenant

    The Revenant

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Glass sure was glad he'd got Bear Grylls: Born Survivor on boxset the previous Christmas.

    1820's bear killing, Indian battling, elk slaughtering, snow mountain scaling, moonshine downing Northern American men gotta be the hardiest bastards in history.

    84/100

  • Argo

    Argo

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Last thirty minutes was suspenseful as fuck. Then again, they weren't gonna make a film about a failed rescue mission.

    Good movie but would rather they had made the actual argo screenplay with blue Chewbacca.

    71/100

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  • The Avengers

    The Avengers

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Bring all the highly captivating individual MCU characters into one big movie? Great idea.

    Hulk steals the show here. I love how every conversation between Thor and Loki feels like two brothers bickering no matter what the stakes.

    77/100

  • Captain America: The First Avenger

    Captain America: The First Avenger

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Where do Steve's combat skills come from after the procedure? Is he not still the same person just with better physicality?

    The ending to this movie is heartbreaking. It basically shows the death of Steve Rogers without actually killing him.

    64/100