Theatrical Cut is clearly preferred. But I wish DeWayne/Ellen exchange had made final cut.
-- my favorite movie (of all-time!) in 1992
-- my first published movie review(!), in my fifth grade elementary newspaper, co-written with my friend Ryan, which also reaffirmed it being my favorite movie (of all-time!) at the time
-- so much hindsight lets us know who the real best actor of the Culkin family is (Kieran), even here
-- WOW, how does the Child Services not step in and intervene on the behalf of such neglectful, Schitty parents (two years…
After like (I dunno) 15 years(?) of looking, I finally found the director's cut!