Boggy Creek

Slashers and screwball comedies are the comfiest.
27 years old
Totally not freaking out
He / him


Favorite films

  • Licorice Pizza
  • Paper Moon
  • Life, and Nothing More...
  • Slumber Party Massacre II

Recent activity

  • All Quiet on the Western Front


  • Can't Hardly Wait


  • Ghostwatch


  • She's All That


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Recent reviews

  • Babylon



    A true hodgepodge epic slathered in too much showiness. A hate/love letter to Hollywood (I guess?) that wears thin pretty quick. Couldn’t care less about the majority of characters in this, but I did appreciate some of the exquisitely good looking moments. Biggest thrill I got out of it was the awesome red tint during the film’s most exciting set-piece, despite how long it took to get there. Nevertheless, I’m still pretty confused and disappointed by what I saw. I really wanted to like it. 

    Truly baffled by the ending, too.

  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin


    Pretty good! Some exceptionally tense moments and my god is there some gorgeous things done with the camera. Still unsure if I liked the ending, but overall it was mostly solid.

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