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Just a guy who loves movies. Any rating I give is purely subjective.

Favorite films

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • There Will Be Blood
  • 12 Angry Men
  • American Psycho

Recent activity

  • The Green Knight


  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On


  • Titane


  • Pig


Recent reviews

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight


    This is why you always go on a journey with a Samwise to make sure you're not fucking shit up.

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    Marcel the Shell with Shoes On


    A movie about a little shell tore my soul into a million pieces. There, I said it.

Popular reviews

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World


    "You once were a ve-gan, but now you will be gone."

    Still one of the best lines in cinematic history.

  • Hereditary



    I love how Ari Aster disguises this movie at first as a drama about a family unraveling from tragedy and grief, and how loss can unearth deep-seated emotion and trauma...

    Only for him to weave in this supernatural element to the movie that consistently grows more and more pervasive over the runtime of the film.

    By the end of it I had no idea if I was watching the delusions brought on by schizophrenia (of which the main character's mother…