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  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    Considering Tarantino is my favorite director of all time, am I ashamed that it took me this long to watch this movie? Do I plan to commit honorable seppuku for my transgression? Will I willingly burn in Hell for eternity to atone for my sin?

    ... Absolutely.

    But before I do, here's a little fun fact about Tarantino films; he only makes 5 star movies. Any reviewer that gives a Tarantino movie less than 5 stars is a Russian sleeper-agent…

  • Parasite



    Yeah yeah I finally saw it. So was it as good as everyone says? Did it deserve the Oscar?

    Well from my perspective... fuck yeah.

    It didn't just deserve the Oscar, I think it should win all future Oscars and even retroactively win all past Oscars as well.

    Despite Parasites ubiquity at this point, I still managed to avoid not only spoilers but pretty much any plot details as well. So when I finally watched it and realized its a…

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  • Kajillionaire



    I feel like Old Dolio wouldn't have to scam so many people if she just competed in Limbo competitions for prize money.

  • Black Bear

    Black Bear


    A movie about illicit temptation transforms into a movie of a movie about artistic obsession and indulgence that ultimately turns out to be a movie within a movie within a movie about artistic inspiration.

    This shit is meta.

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  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World


    "You once were a ve-gan, but now you will be gone."

    Still one of the best lines in cinematic history.

  • Hereditary



    I love how Ari Aster disguises this movie at first as a drama about a family unraveling from tragedy and grief, and how loss can unearth deep-seated emotion and trauma...

    Only for him to weave in this supernatural element to the movie that consistently grows more and more pervasive over the runtime of the film.

    By the end of it I had no idea if I was watching the delusions brought on by schizophrenia (of which the main character's mother…