Any star rating you see me give a film is purely subjective. I make no attempt at objectivity, idiots do that.

Favorite films

  • John Wick
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Baby Driver

Recent activity

  • Top Gun: Maverick


  • The Guilty


  • Windfall


  • Don't Look Up


Recent reviews

  • My Hero Academia: World Heroes' Mission

    My Hero Academia: World Heroes' Mission


    United States of World Smash.
    That is all.

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So fun fact, this was actually the first James Bond movie I've ever seen...

    And I feel like it was a pretty damn good one. Maybe a tad long, I did check my watch a few times, but some of that unrest might be chalked up to emotional context being lost on me as a first time viewer of Daniel Craig's series. But when there was action on screen my eyes were absolutely glued.

    Also going out in a literal…

Popular reviews

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World


    "You once were a ve-gan, but now you will be gone."

    Still one of the best lines in cinematic history.

  • Hereditary



    I love how Ari Aster disguises this movie at first as a drama about a family unraveling from tragedy and grief, and how loss can unearth deep-seated emotion and trauma...

    Only for him to weave in this supernatural element to the movie that consistently grows more and more pervasive over the runtime of the film.

    By the end of it I had no idea if I was watching the delusions brought on by schizophrenia (of which the main character's mother…