Makes video games. used to make films, will again sometime. Fast reviews done fast. I mostly only review movies I liked.

Favorite films

  • The Proposition
  • Rushmore
  • Coraline
  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

Recent activity

  • Copshop


  • The Matrix Resurrections


  • The Power of the Dog


  • Inside Man


Recent reviews

  • Copshop


    The year is 2007 and the dude you work with at Giant Eagle has written a movie

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    I probably wouldn't have watched the whole first season of a Matrix HBO series but the cut-down movie length version was alright I guess. A bit meta, not sure if anyone picked that up because it was pretty subtle. I hope they make a new Animatrix, that would be cool.

    Edit: You know they never really put in the work with Neo and Trinity as a relationship. In the first movie she just sort of loves the guy out of…

Popular reviews

  • Dune


    Important things are coming up! Just you wait, this is all very important! The important stuff is coming!!! He is the chosen one! He's totally chosen to do the thing in the place with the people that you have only seen snippets of in flash forwards to the second movie!! We're almost there! We're almost to the part where we explain why you should care about this!! In the meantime please enjoy all of this beige filmed through dark sunglasses!!…

  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    There's a bit where the elf that wants to be a dentist is practicing dentistry on a doll by hammering on its teeth. Later he rips a bunch of teeth out of an unwilling donor. Do not let this elf be a dentist.