Bodacious. First half feels like 3 hours of walking through an Ikea showroom with slightly better music, murder and science. Second half picks up with the reveal of our kinda touching villain, a crescendo of synths and like 900 years of bad luck. Everyone goes full-retard, with special honors to William Peterson, the 1986 world champion of thinking out loud. Favorite line by deadpan Dennis Farina, "There was a litterbox downstairs. But no cat." It's everyone's loss the Law and Order chaching hadn't been invented yet.