The Wishing Well ½

This god awful Hallmark movie stars Ernest Borgnine as the owner and proprietor of the Slow Creek Inn where he rents rooms to people and then pervs on them like Norman Bates. One day, some vapid Sex in the City whore comes to stay at his place, and in a process not unlike hiring actors who are not Borgnine, throws her money down a hole. All of a sudden her life is turned upside down and she learns the true meaning of happiness: in the end, it’s not about big city financial independence, security, and freedom, it’s about taking dick from a small town single father.