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  • Beau Travail
  • Soft Fiction
  • The Work
  • Ikiru

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  • Scooby-Doo

    ★★★½

  • No Time to Die

    ★★★½

  • Delphine’s Prayers

    ★★★★½

  • The Man Who Would Be King

    ★★★½

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  • Scooby-Doo

    Scooby-Doo

    ★★★½

    A deft and powerful meditation on mortality and free will.

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★½

    I really don’t understand why M got off on everything. Hold him accountable y’all! Also where’s Vesper’s ghost at? We needed some good ‘ol fashion dream sequences or something before she left the canon for good. Especially if Ana de Armas got this much 👌 screen time, c’mon. 

    Also Rami Malek looks like he had really bad acne as a kid. Is that where his motivations came from? I couldn’t really figure out “the why” when it came to his evil plans for the world.

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  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale

    “The human body is far more resilient than people realize, and as it turns out, 90% of testicular ruptures are repaired if proper medical attention is received. Bond does indeed receive medical treatment after the torture, and it's quite likely he's in the 90%.

    Also, Le Chiffre hits him with the rope five times, but the first hit isn't particularly aggressive. Bond's testicles likely retracted immediately after the first hit, which is a handy biological response. Then there's the matter…

  • Dave Made a Maze

    Dave Made a Maze

    It’s all about the set.