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  • Glasslip



    The greatest fucking anime ever created.

  • All That Glitters

    All That Glitters

    No coincidence that this is one of Funny or Die's more successful and subtle efforts - a massive improvement on the woeful Don Cheadle as Captain Planet sketch. Ellis - a titan of both literature and cinema - finally takes the axe to himself with his trademark snark and wit. From the terrible acting to the excellent self-parody reminiscent of Bret's fictional novel Teenage Pussy featured in his semi-autobiographical Lunar Park where Bret's preoccupations become fetishistic and devoid of their…

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  • FLCL



    Rather amazing. Completely incomprehensible. The story doesn't make all that much sense but it doesn't really have to. The characters, atmosphere and overall emotion it conveys are quite rad. That doesn't mean the story is bad, though. What is happening and how is always clear but the why of what is happening proves to be elusive. Why did Naota lose his brain. Where did the robot that ate cell phones come from? It didn't come from Naota's head so where…

  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    Sonic the Hedgehog


    Jim Carrey IS Doctor Robotnik

    Also, the backstory for Sonic was lit. I teared up a little when his owl mommy died.

    Jeff Fowler and the writers are comedic geniuses. A kid's classic to be revered for centuries. Already a contender for one of the best movies of the decade. Keep making kino, SEGA.

    Humanistic, sexy, thrilling, humorous.