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  • Us



    ~~~~Let me take you in a time machine to the near future of summer 2019 when Us is released on DVD and YouTubers are free to use the footage however they please~~~~

    What's up guys! Today I'm gonna tell you why Jordan Peele's Us is a cinematic abortion. So you thought the themes and commentary were effectively communicated despite a slightly imperfect and clearly fictional allegory that is easy to look past? Well, think again. I once read the back…

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  • One Cut of the Dead

    One Cut of the Dead



  • Computer Chess

    Computer Chess


    I played in a lot of chess tournaments growing up and this movie is ridiculously accurate in capturing those awkward weirdos and the stuffy competitiveness of a hotel convention center

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  • Sicario: Day of the Soldado

    Sicario: Day of the Soldado



    felt like watching a theatrical version of Dog the Bounty Hunter

  • Game Night

    Game Night


    A little bit too many jokes that fall incredibly flat. Remember Django Unchained? Remember Pulp Fiction? Jason Bateman is infertile!! Get it?????

    There were so many pauses after every line because it thinks it’s so funny but most of everyone’s quips were just awkward. Jesse Plemons was the best part though. 

    Cool to see a comedy with a creative camera but it wasn’t amazing, just shows how low the bar is for pop comedies. I liked that shot of everyone getting into the car after the mansion sequence. It was lifted straight from Moonlight lol