Bradley Simmons

Bradley Simmons

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Barry Lyndon
  • Alien

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  • First Cow

    ★★½

  • Last Night in Soho

    ★★½

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

  • Martyrs

    ★★★½

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  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    This movie has turned me into a lifeless vessel of hatred and malice. I feel nothing but contempt after having witnessed it.

    Space Jam: A New Legacy doesn't even feel like it was made by a human being. This movie's only purpose is for Warner Bros. to stroke their collective corporate ego while simultaneously sucking up to LeBron James. It's the same sort of "look at all the properties we own" gimmick we've seen before with films like Ready Player…

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    "YOU KNOW, WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO ACT IN A CIVILIZED WAY!"

    You can tell Zack Snyder definitely thought he was making something more than a big dumb superhero movie. The runtime is egregiously long, the plot was kinda derivative, the visual effects were hit or miss (Steppenwolf and Darkseid looked bad) and the acting was subpar. The pacing was mostly alright but there were points that dragged quite a bit. Needless to say, this film did…

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