yo yo yo i'm brahski man and i'm here to say that i'm the skilledest reviewer in the USA
the movie: truth or dare????
the movie: which power ranger do you want to fuck most?
me: *sweating* hahahaha the pink one obviously ha
the movie: TELL THE TRUTH
me: *crying real tears* the... the red one... i wanna fuck them all but the red one the most... i'm sorry.... i'm so sorry.......
Art the Clown: hops out my TV set in a scary but jaunty fashion
Me: "Ah, you made it! Have a seat." I'm standing in front of my Art the Clown cork board, dozens of Art the Clown pictures tacked up, connected to each other by red yarn. There are also scraps of paper on which I've written things like "sexism" "culture" "the implications????"
Art the Clown: honks his horn in confusion
Me: "You're probably wondering why I've called this…
Eternal Scavenger Hunt Film 165: A Film that Breaks the Fourth Wall
Bill Nye leaving the gang in their moment of peril to hand out candy to trick or treaters and then lecturing one of the kids about the science of Aquaman was an inspired cinematic choice. Also I do get that it was annoying, but Daphne hyping up Velma was very funny to me
Eternal Scavenger Hunt Film 164: A riveting documentary!
this was the only riveting documentary i could find, but i really liked it! honestly i did not know what they were talking about some of the time, but i'm having a bad mental health day and this really chilled me out