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  • Truth or Dare

    Truth or Dare


    the movie: truth or dare????

    me: truth

    the movie: which power ranger do you want to fuck most?

    me: *sweating* hahahaha the pink one obviously ha

    the movie: TELL THE TRUTH

    me: *crying real tears* the... the red one... i wanna fuck them all but the red one the most... i'm sorry.... i'm so sorry.......

  • All Hallows' Eve

    All Hallows' Eve


    Art the Clown: hops out my TV set in a scary but jaunty fashion

    Me: "Ah, you made it! Have a seat." I'm standing in front of my Art the Clown cork board, dozens of Art the Clown pictures tacked up, connected to each other by red yarn. There are also scraps of paper on which I've written things like "sexism" "culture" "the implications????"

    Art the Clown: honks his horn in confusion

    Me: "You're probably wondering why I've called this…

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  • Happy Halloween Scooby-Doo!

    Happy Halloween Scooby-Doo!


    Eternal Scavenger Hunt Film 165: A Film that Breaks the Fourth Wall

    Bill Nye leaving the gang in their moment of peril to hand out candy to trick or treaters and then lecturing one of the kids about the science of Aquaman was an inspired cinematic choice. Also I do get that it was annoying, but Daphne hyping up Velma was very funny to me

  • Four Methods of Flush Riveting

    Four Methods of Flush Riveting


    Eternal Scavenger Hunt Film 164: A riveting documentary!

    this was the only riveting documentary i could find, but i really liked it! honestly i did not know what they were talking about some of the time, but i'm having a bad mental health day and this really chilled me out

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  • Love, Death & Robots: The Dump

    Love, Death & Robots: The Dump


    This isn’t so much about “The Dump” but the Love, Death, & Robots series itself. Can you even imagine how powerful these shorts would be if more women had been involved in the creation of them????

  • Love, Death & Robots: Good Hunting

    Love, Death & Robots: Good Hunting

    god this could have been so cool if the director hadn't tried to make this sexy 4 men