Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Resident Evil: Retribution 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2023

  just kind of works on every conceivable level. the matrix with zombie bikers. how do u not love this

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  Scream VI 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2023

  had very low hopes for this one between the setting shift, the total exclusion of the main character of the series, and the general shoddiness of the last scream, but i actually really liked this! it actually feels like the radio silence guys doing their thing rather than kind of half-doing wes craven’s thing. pulls its punches a bit too often (at least three “kills” get the Hospital Bed At The End treatment, a gag that you can only pull…

Popular reviews

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  All Quiet on the Western Front 2022

  ★½ Watched 28 Feb 2023

  not the worst movie i’ve ever seen but certainly among the least compelling. what the fuck am i supposed to get out of this. war is bad, i agree. at least when dunkirk did this same rote bullshit it was over after 90 minutes

  ETA: i hate war movies and love being mean don’t take my opinion seriously lol

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  The Matrix Resurrections 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2021 2

  i have more comprehensive thoughts to give when i rewatch but for now i just want to say the lesbian named after bugs bunny can get it