Favorite films

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Mar 2022 6

  Oh, you love 12 Angry Men? Name every angry man.

Recent reviews

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  The Starling Girl 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 May 2023 2

  This is my Joker.

  Handles the representation of the cycle of communal and theocratic abuse/neglect as skillfully as something like Succession's handling of the cycle of familial/corporate abuse.

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★★★ Watched 28 May 2023

  Everything above water: Really good! Some great cinematography, solid mix of practical and mostly well done vfx, a story I'm invested in, and a nice range of locations and style.

  Everything underwater: Abysmal. Some of the worst visuals I've seen this year. The casting of Melissa McCarthy as Ursula being an absolutely horrendous decision.

  Luckily most of the film is above water after a certain point, and so I was able to enjoy it for the most part. Halle Bailey…

Popular reviews

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  BlackBerry 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 13 May 2023 10

  BEGONE, VILE EXECUTIVE! BEGONE FROM ME! A STARTER PHONE? THIS PHONE IS A FINISHER PHONE! A TRANSPORTER OF EMAILS! THE ENCRYPTED EMAILS! MY PHONE IS UNTETHERED, AND MY INTERNET USAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Apr 2023

  Me during most of the movie: 😄

  Me whenever Dave Bautista does literally anything: 🤣😂🤩🫡😲🥳😨😱😭🤣