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  • Interstellar
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Arrival
  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

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  • The Starling Girl

    ★★★★½

  • The Little Mermaid

    ★★★

  • The Take Down

    ½

  • Nilalang

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  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men

    ★★★★★

    Oh, you love 12 Angry Men? Name every angry man.

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  • The Starling Girl

    The Starling Girl

    ★★★★½

    This is my Joker.

    Handles the representation of the cycle of communal and theocratic abuse/neglect as skillfully as something like Succession's handling of the cycle of familial/corporate abuse.

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    ★★★

    Everything above water: Really good! Some great cinematography, solid mix of practical and mostly well done vfx, a story I'm invested in, and a nice range of locations and style.

    Everything underwater: Abysmal. Some of the worst visuals I've seen this year. The casting of Melissa McCarthy as Ursula being an absolutely horrendous decision.

    Luckily most of the film is above water after a certain point, and so I was able to enjoy it for the most part. Halle Bailey…

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  • BlackBerry

    BlackBerry

    ★★★½

    BEGONE, VILE EXECUTIVE! BEGONE FROM ME! A STARTER PHONE? THIS PHONE IS A FINISHER PHONE! A TRANSPORTER OF EMAILS! THE ENCRYPTED EMAILS! MY PHONE IS UNTETHERED, AND MY INTERNET USAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★★

    Me during most of the movie: 😄

    Me whenever Dave Bautista does literally anything: 🤣😂🤩🫡😲🥳😨😱😭🤣