Branson Reese’s review published on Letterboxd:
You think you're into some kinky shit? Think again, asshole. I don't care what you get up to, I guarantee it doesn't involve edging an entire generation of moviegoers so hard you retcon their climax during the movie. Congrats on your harness or whatever but Stephanie Meyers could atomize you. I pray to God that she never finds out who I am.