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  • I Am Love
  • Short Cuts
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  • Shotgun Wedding

    ★★½

  • Girls Nite Out

    ★★

  • Infinity Pool

    ★★★★

  • Plane

    ★★★

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  • Shotgun Wedding

    Shotgun Wedding

    ★★½

    Seriously J Lo how are you looking this good? Did you take the potion from Isabella Rossellini? Armie Hammer was supposed to co-star until it was revealed that he gets off thinking about eating people. You do you! So Josh Duhamel was called in as a replacement and he’s really good, very charming and funny, despite the fact I haven’t seen him in a 1,000 years. Shotgun Wedding is an “action” rom-com, it’s mostly a rom-com. It’s an adequate movie.…

  • Girls Nite Out

    Girls Nite Out

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    #SlasherSaturday

    -Weston Hill Sanitarium, looks more like a morgue
    -Heavy breathing ✅
    -Hang in there Mr Cavanough 😆
    -The mascot is Harvey Weinstein 😳 
    -60s pop music basketball buzzer beater
    -2nd cousin “can’t sit down for days” sex…uh…
    -“Our flies are open to you!”
    -“Lions and tigers and beaver.” 😐
    -Can’t grave diggers just dig in peace without being shoveled to death? Every time.
    -“We’re just typical victims of a society gone berserk.”
    -S&M costumes?
    -“I never could compete with…

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  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★★★

    Brandon Cronenberg’s Infinity Pool is an impressive film. The main reason it works so well is that it’s unpredictable. I couldn’t tell what was going to happen from one scene to the next and that makes Infinity Pool original, engaging, and most of all exciting. The film takes place at a resort on the fictional (wise choice) island of La Tolqa. At the resort a couple played by Alexander Skarsgård and Cleopatra Coleman meet and befriend another couple played by Jalil…

  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★½

    I understand that Hollywood is a business that wants to make as much money as possible but it just sucks that M3GAN was reshot and severely edited down to a PG-13 after the dance from the trailer went viral on Tik-Tok. The screenwriter confirmed that after Tik-Tok and teenagers were involved that it became significantly less gory with a much lower body count. I just love censorship in favor of money. I love teenagers shaping the horror movies I see.…