I watch movies, like a lot.
Seriously J Lo how are you looking this good? Did you take the potion from Isabella Rossellini? Armie Hammer was supposed to co-star until it was revealed that he gets off thinking about eating people. You do you! So Josh Duhamel was called in as a replacement and he’s really good, very charming and funny, despite the fact I haven’t seen him in a 1,000 years. Shotgun Wedding is an “action” rom-com, it’s mostly a rom-com. It’s an adequate movie.…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
-Weston Hill Sanitarium, looks more like a morgue
-Heavy breathing ✅
-Hang in there Mr Cavanough 😆
-The mascot is Harvey Weinstein 😳
-60s pop music basketball buzzer beater
-2nd cousin “can’t sit down for days” sex…uh…
-“Our flies are open to you!”
-“Lions and tigers and beaver.” 😐
-Can’t grave diggers just dig in peace without being shoveled to death? Every time.
-“We’re just typical victims of a society gone berserk.”
-“I never could compete with…
Brandon Cronenberg’s Infinity Pool is an impressive film. The main reason it works so well is that it’s unpredictable. I couldn’t tell what was going to happen from one scene to the next and that makes Infinity Pool original, engaging, and most of all exciting. The film takes place at a resort on the fictional (wise choice) island of La Tolqa. At the resort a couple played by Alexander Skarsgård and Cleopatra Coleman meet and befriend another couple played by Jalil…
I understand that Hollywood is a business that wants to make as much money as possible but it just sucks that M3GAN was reshot and severely edited down to a PG-13 after the dance from the trailer went viral on Tik-Tok. The screenwriter confirmed that after Tik-Tok and teenagers were involved that it became significantly less gory with a much lower body count. I just love censorship in favor of money. I love teenagers shaping the horror movies I see.…