Spider-Man: Far From Home

Spider-Man: Far From Home ★★★

marvel knew the only way they’d get the arthouse dorks to the theater was to cast *insert acclaimed actor i have a big crush on here* as an unhinged villain and goddammit i’m the arthouse dork who actively chose to fall for it. people on here are complaining about the amount of exposition but i for one will NOT critique that because it meant we had the visual and auditory pleasure of watching jake gyllenhaal speak. i wish more of the movie was just mysterio indulging in expository, languid, dramatic monologues, wearing his steve jobs turtleneck. sucked when any other character did it tho. only the hot villains are allowed to explain stuff otherwise i’ll fall asleep

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