Ad Astra ★★★★

brad astra: ok FINE we’ll give the people what they want and throw in a shirtless brad scene...
the people: yaaaay :)
brad astra: ...but it’s him injecting his own abs with a feeding tube and it’s not in any way erotic 
the people: booooo :(
me in the back, kicking and screaming as i’m led away by security: YOU WEAK FUCKIGN COWARDS AND YOUR LIMITED DEFINITIONS OF WHAT IS AND ISN’T “EROTIC” ... PATHETIC

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