From Dusk Till Dawn ★★

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This review may contain spoilers.

solid 1/2 star for the first hour but then the vampires show up and suddenly IT RUUUUUULES! oh man the vampire bar fight rules so hard. but does it rule hard enough to cancel out the fact that tarantino had the HUBRIS to write himself a scene where he sucks dripping beer off of salma hayek’s bare feet? not even!!!