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brat pitt’s review published on Letterboxd:
This review may contain spoilers.
fav thing about john wick is how he only follows the absurd assassin rules that he deems acceptable.
the director: yeah i’ll get you to casablanca. first i gotta brand you with a hot iron tho
john wick: totally fair and cool
berrada: walk across the desert until you can’t walk anymore and the elder will save you. or he won’t! idk
john wick: ok sounds good
the elder: chop off your own finger and give me your wedding ring
john wick: yeah dude for sure
winston: you can kill people literally anywhere except continental grounds
john wick: what ... the ... FUCK!!!!!!! get em animal friends
head-kicking horses and halle berry’s crotch-biting dogs: hey everyone mind if we ... Kick some Heads and Bite some Crotches :)