Jurassic Park ★★★★

WHICH JURASSIC PARK DINOSAUR DO YOU RELATE TO MOST AND WHAT THAT SAYS ABOUT YOU:

- Velociraptor: swift, smart, and speedy like a true rogue. underestimation due to an uncharacteristically small stature is a deadly mistake. very fond of breaking into kitchens and terrorizing children
- Dilophosaurus (cute lil dino with the neck fan thing): messy bitch who lives for drama! has a unique and flirty flair for fashion and WILL SPIT VENOM IN THE EYES OF ANY FOOL WHO DARES CROSS THEM
- Dying Triceratops: clinically depressed; desperately needs therapy but can’t afford it under the oppressive american healthcare system 
- T-Rex: boring and on a weird power trip. probably a cop :/
- Brachiosaurus: vegan 
- Parasaurolophus: lol you got a dick on your head 
- Gallimimus: name literally translates to “chicken mimic.” fuckign coward you disgust me