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brat pitt’s review published on Letterboxd:
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learned a lot about proper weapon usage from this one!
guns? for cowards
horses? for trampling
fire? for castle-burning
swords? for vengeance
arrows? for bundling together to teach your chaotic sons a metaphor about unity
daggers? for non-lethally slicing your brother-in-law’s neck then licking his blood while demanding he marries you