Rogue One: A Star Wars Story ★★★½

if you want to know what someone is really like, ask them who their rogue one crush is & then consult this handy chart:


Cassian Andor
-thinks they want a bad boy but wouldn't actually be able to handle being with a bad boy

Bodhi Rook
-is constantly anxious but does a pretty good job at hiding it

Jyn Erso
-boring
OR
-straight guy who just picked her because of the lack of options (yes, obviously felicity jones is beautiful, but a crush is based on personality as well, which is something jyn completely lacks)

Galen Erso
-has for sure jacked off to Hannibal (TV Series 2013-2015) 

Darth Vader
-into, like, bondage & shit

K-2SO
-a 7 year old who doesn't really understand why they're SO into this character. why are you hanging out with a 7 year old

Director Orson Krennic
-LGBT

CGI Leia
-has casually thought about that goddamn metal bikini at least once a day ever since they first watched return of the jedi