brat pitt’s review published on Letterboxd:
if you want to know what someone is really like, ask them who their rogue one crush is & then consult this handy chart:
Cassian Andor
-thinks they want a bad boy but wouldn't actually be able to handle being with a bad boy
Bodhi Rook
-is constantly anxious but does a pretty good job at hiding it
Jyn Erso
-boring
OR
-straight guy who just picked her because of the lack of options (yes, obviously felicity jones is beautiful, but a crush is based on personality as well, which is something jyn completely lacks)
Galen Erso
-has for sure jacked off to Hannibal (TV Series 2013-2015)
Darth Vader
-into, like, bondage & shit
K-2SO
-a 7 year old who doesn't really understand why they're SO into this character. why are you hanging out with a 7 year old
Director Orson Krennic
-LGBT
CGI Leia
-has casually thought about that goddamn metal bikini at least once a day ever since they first watched return of the jedi