The Apartment ★★★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

fran kubelik laid the groundwork for the following Traits of the Cinema Sad Girl™:

- funky haircut that she probably did herself during a breakdown (been there!)
- prone to rambling about the futility of love and says things like, “I was jinxed from the word Go. The first time I was ever kissed was in a cemetery.” (😢)
- ODs on the first date and somehow gets a man to take care of her instead of immediately ghosting (see also: fight club, pulp fiction)
- extremely relatable even though the filmmakers most likely did not intend for her to be