The Curious Case of Benjamin Button ★★★½

me, ranting to my friends about movies as per usual: i am SO tired of actors getting nominated for awards just because they spent a zany amount of time in the prosthetics chair. hey academy, there’s a makeup award for a reason!
them: wasn’t your man brad pitt nominated just for spending a zany amount of time in the prosthetics chair?
me: *sweating* that’s completely different
them: how is th—

but it’s too late. i’ve thrown a smoke bomb and disappeared into the night.