Thor: Ragnarok

FBI agent: PICK ONE
me: i CAN’T
FBI agent: *pistol whips me* how bout now
me: it’s ... it’s impossible
FBI agent: *leans in close to my bloodied face* who is hotter in thor: ragnarok. cate blanchett or jeff goldblum
me: *through gritted teeth* i said what i said
FBI agent: you said, “both of them are the hottest babes in the galaxy.” that’s not an answer
me: *spits blood on the agent* I SAID WHAT I SAID