Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

will someone please, PLEASE add this to the criterion collection?? i even drafted  a blurb for the back cover for you:

in this surrealist arthouse masterwork, provocateur auteurs tim & eric excavate and explore the incessant grime festering underneath the glitzy false promises of capitalism. jam-packed with cameos from the duo’s cult classic television program, Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, it’s none other than jeff goldblum who gives the stand out performance in the stunning, revelatory role of chef goldblum. shot by rachel morrison, the first woman to be academy award-nominated for best cinematography, Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie is an essential piece of film history. 

PLEASE!!!!