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brat has written 340 reviews for films during 2017.

  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

    Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

    ... it was playing on tv & im so dedicated to jacob b gyllenhaal that i actually watched a whole half hour of this whitewashed mess. the only reason it's not a half star rating is because jake got chased by ostriches which was pretty funny lmao

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    when ryan was standing outside the movie theater all alone & lookin sad because emma didn't show up (yet) my mom exclaimed at full volume in the very crowded, sold out theater "WHO WOULD STAND UP RYAN GOSLING"

  • American Honey

    American Honey

    ★★★★

    NOW THIS IS AN ALLEGORY FOR THE AMERICAN DREAM™ .....  GATSBY IS SHOOK!!!! DAISY WHO-CANAN???

  • Mistress America

    Mistress America

    ★★★★½

    greta gerwig ,, i call upon you because lena dunham's Star Power is getting weaker & weaker ,., i need you to finish her & take your rightful place as Queen of the 20 Something White People of New York